Funny SMS
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December 9th, 2007 
Phone k rishtay bi ajeeb hoay hain
Phone k rishtay bi ajeeb hoay hain
Balance rakh kar i loog greeb hotay hain
Sms kernay ki hoti nahi jin ko tofeek
Woh loog bi kinay maskeen hotay hain.
Boy to girl in a party: Kitne bhai behen ho!
Boy to girl in a party: Kitne bhai behen ho!
Girl: Six
Boy: Maa Baap ko aur koi kaam nahi tha kya?
Girl: Tum kitne ho?
Boy: One
Girl: Baap me dam nahi tha kya?
Shaadi k pehle ladka: Darling!! tum nahi to mai na
Shaadi k pehle ladka: Darling!! tum nahi to mai nahi… Aur mai nahi to tum nahi…
Shaadi k bad ladka: Aj ya tan tu nahi ya mai nahi!
An english man had a spicy Pakistani dinner..
An english man had a spicy Pakistani dinner..
Next day he came out of wash room ,
and he said now i under stand why Pakistani use water bcoz tissues can catch fire here.
kiya lee ker aaey they ? kiya lee ker jayoo gaya ?
kiya lee ker aaey they ? kiya lee ker jayoo gaya ? mujaa SMS nahi ker ka kitne paise bachao gaya ? DEAR paise bacha ker kiya MOB maa CNG lagvioo gaya !!!!!
ek KANJOOS ka ghar ko AAG ( FIRE )lag gayee , wo u
ek KANJOOS ka ghar ko AAG ( FIRE )lag gayee , wo upnaa ghar ko bacha na saka . sochoo kiyon ? ? ? " WO SARRI RAAT FIRE BRIGADE WALOO KO MISSCALL DATHAA RAHA "
14 FEB valentine day ko log esa kiya kartay hain ?
14 FEB valentine day ko log esa kiya kartay hain ? kay teek 9 mounth ( MAA ) baad 14 NOV ko childrean day manana parta hai !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!