Funny SMS

a pathan f–king a girl in car, ek police man ata hay.
Police man: kya ho raha hay?
Pathan: u can't see?
Police man: mera number kab aye ga.
Pathan: bus yeh larkhi farik ho jaye.

Bachey k khatney k waqt nai ko mashwarey diye janey lagey.
Chachi Boli: Is k chacha jaisa Nokdar banana.
Mami Boli: Is k mama jaisi Gol Topi ho.
Nai Dhoti Utha Kar Bola: Aap ki marzi hai ji warna Fashion to yeh chal raha hai.

Wife:Suno j i mujhe new brazier lenaa hai
Husband:Brazier ki kya zarorat hai itne chotay chotay tu haim.
Wife:kal tumne underwear liya mai kuch boli.

meree dua hai
Allah se
apko
bare baloon walee
neeli ankhon wali
lal hontoon wali
patli kamr wali
khuda de
BAKREE
kuin k eid samne aane walee hai na

ick larkaa ALLATH A MUSUKHIEE ke shop paa ASLLA(wapen)
dak kar bolaa "ALLATH A MUSUKHIEE ke shop paa yaa
ASLLA(wapen) ? shopkeeper bolaa bahi mara real kam he ya haa.
larkaa : wo kasa ? shopkeeper yar jub koi muj sa SASAZ khread ka
jatah

hi

kay haal hay

What is tha difference between-1.Girlfriend,2.Lover,3.Wife,4.Stephaney. Simple…….Ans:1.Prepaid,2.postpaid,3.Lifetime,4.Coin box….

Where r u? U r u not replying? I m worried coz todays paper I read that due 2 thunder a monkey has been severely injured. So if u r safe, SMS me immediately.

husband asks:
do u know the meanings of wife?
it means…
without information fighting everytime

wife says:
No

it means….
with idiot forever