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GIRL before marriage looks like Brbie doll,
December 13th, 2007 
GIRL before marriage looks like Brbie doll,
After merriage Beautiful doll,
after one year Nice doll,
after two years only doll,
after three years
PANADOL.
aaj k zamanay mai jaisai insan deela hai weay hai
aaj k zamanay mai jaisai insan deela hai weay hai murgha b deela hai pehlai insaan 5 bajay subha k jaagtha tha aur murgha 4 bajay aur aaj kal insaan jaag ker pehlai azan deta hai aur murghon ko jagatha hai
aik dafa aik murgha aik murghi k peechay bhag raha
aik dafa aik murgha aik murghi k peechay bhag raha tha k murghi ka road per hadsa hoa aur margai.. tu murghay nai ghussay mai kaha saali nai jaan dadi laikin izzat bacha li
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Sometimes when i cry, no one see my tears,
Sometimes when i cry, no one see my tears,
when i am worried no one see my pain
when i m happy no one see my smile
But
SALA
ik larki saath ghoomay to sab daikh laitay hain
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Shadi ki pehli raat Shohar apni BV ko Rs. 500 dai
Shadi ki pehli raat Shohar apni BV ko Rs. 500 dai ker bola, hum nay yai kam kabi free mai kya hi nai….
BV 200 wapas ker k boli, hum nay 300 sai ziyada kabi liya hi nahi……..
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tere dar per sanam chalay aay hum … Paisay khata
tere dar per sanam chalay aay hum … Paisay khatam hogay… karz lainai chalay aay hum ….
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Shahjahan nay bohat ghor say Taj Mehal ko dekha au
Shahjahan nay bohat ghor say Taj Mehal ko dekha aur bola.
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Shit!
Bachi k chakar mai bohat kharcha ho gaya yar.
1 chautki naswar ki tum kia jano mera lal.
1 chautki naswar ki tum kia jano mera lal.
pathan ka sar ka taj hoti hia ek chautki naswar.
har pan ki dokan per amm hoti hia ek chautki naswar.
sasti sa sasti aur mahngi sa mahngi hoti hia ek chutki naswar.
Wife:Suno ji mujhe new brazier lenaa hai
Wife:Suno ji mujhe new brazier lenaa hai
Husband:Brazier ki kya zarorat hai itne chotay chotay tu haim.
Wife:kal tumne underwear liya mai kuch boli.