Funny SMS

Ham ko hami sy chura lo, dil me kahen tum chhupa lo,
Ham akely ho na jaen, door tum sy ho na jaen,
Paas aao, Rukoo !
Pehly
,
,
Safeguard sy naha lo.

1) Hum jaande paye thay sair ko, Kinary kinary nener ko,
Kutta paya nigah mein, Soya paya raah mein,
Hum ne dil khalareya, Kutte ko thudda mareya,
Kutte ne dandi wad li, Pinni kad li,
Itne mein hum pajh parey, Cycle day which waj parey,<

1) Hum jaande paye thay sair ko, Kinary kinary nener ko,
Kutta paya nigah mein, Soya paya raah mein,
Hum ne dil khalareya, Kutte ko thudda mareya,
Kutte ne dandi wad li, Pinni kad li,
Itne mein hum pajh parey, Cycle day which waj parey,<

Maherban
Kadardan
dekh tamasha meri jaan
yeh,
bandar
ab
sms parhega
or
muskuraye ga!
or sms forward ker kay
apni hosiyari dekhaiga…………….
taliyaan :).

todays student's thinkings:

thousands of yeterdays r gone….

Millions of tomorrows will come…

But…

Still a hope is alive……

kal se paka parhain gay……..!!

Dost ak lun ki tarah hota hai kyn k do no zaroorat k waqt hi kade hote hain ….!

Girl: if u try to KISS me, main shor macha dun gi…

Boy: par yahan to dur dur tak koi b nahi hai…

Girl: i know but formality tou puri karni parey gi na
🙂

pATHAN Ko 1 jadoo ka chiragh mila

us ne usko rafra tou jin nikla

jin ne kaha 3 wishes batao

Pathan:khubsurat aaleshan ghar ho Ghar agaya
pathan ghar mein bohoot log rehtay hoon…Log aa Gaay

Pathan: Ab is ghar mein Humko Cho

An interview 4 the post of electrical engg
Interviewer: How does an electric motor run?
sardar G: Torrrrrrrrrrrrrrrr!!!!!!!!!

wife na docter sa kaha mujah abhe bach nahi chaye ya docter no kaha ya condom lalo wife na poucha ya pani ka sath lon ya dood ka sat docter na kaha kale ka sat