Funny SMS

Itni shiddat se maine paas hone ki koshish ki hai,

k har teacher ne mujhe marks dene ki saazish ki hai,

Ye exams bhi apne pakistani filmon ki tarah hote hain,

ant tak sab kuch achha ho hi jata hai-

HAPPYS ENDINGS.

Agar t

Dil ko pata Tha woh zarur Aayegi,
Dil ko Pata Tha Woh zarur Aayegi….
Par kabhi Socha Na Tha ki… Surprise me
KAMBAKHT Apna Husband Bhi saath Layegi

teri galiyo se roj jaya karate he
too roj muje dekh kar hasa karti thi per ak din usne pyar se fool feka lekin dosto fool ke sath gamla bhi tha

Unki Gali Se Mera Janaza Nikla Woh Na Nikli Jis K Liye Janaza Nikla Uska Ka Gher Aya Tu Meray Dost Siti Bajanae Lagay

ek shareef admi shadi k baad apni biwi se kehta hai

ajse tum hi meri kainat ho,arzoo ho,tamanna ho,

biwi boli mere liye b ajse ap hi umer ho,farhan ho or hamad ho:-)

Maherban
Kadardan
dekh tamasha meri jaan
yeh,
bandar
ab
sms parhega
or
muskuraye ga!
or sms forward ker kay
apni hosiyari dekhaiga

apne husan pe itna garoor na ker
ye dunya 2 din ki masti hai
tera husan tab tak qaim hai
jab tak fair and lovely sasty hai

i love you

Open with love

kuch kehna hey aap sey

dar lag raha hey

wahe baat jo dil kocho jaye

wahe 3 lafz

mind to nahe karoge
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Bhool gaya yaar.

one was a sardar trying to climb the
bus, but he didnot pas, bari mushkil sa
wo charha or driver sa pocha ya teri ma
ha driver says no, ya teri behan driver says
no, than sardar ji say to is par charhna kio nahi deta