Funny SMS

Shetan ki 3 nishanian

1=SMS milte hi parhta hey.

2=parhte hue hansta hey.

3=neeche mat jana—->

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Jis kaam se roko wo zarur karta hey….

Molvi apni wife say:
jab me mar jaon to samnay walay ghar ki aurton ko zroor bulana.
Biwi:wo kyun
Molvi: unki aurtain murday se lipat lipat ker roti hain!!…

Dosti ka safar lamba hua to kya hua………….

Dosti ka safar lamba hua to kya hua………….

Thora tum chalo

Thora hum chalenge,

Fir…………………………. TAXI kar lenge.

Interviewer: Where r u born ???

Sardarji: Punjab

Interviewer : Which part?

Sardarji : Kya which part.. whole body was born in Punjab

Itni Shidat Say Main Ne Pass Hone Ki Koshish Ki Hai
Keh Her Teacher Ko Rishwat Dene Ki Sazish Ki Hai
Kehtey Hai Ager Kisi Teacher Ko Rishwat Di Jaye
To Poora Board Milker Usey Pass Kerney Main Lag Jata Hai
Aaj Aap Sub Ne Mujhe Pass Kerwaya <

Lalu ji 1 month k liye Bush se English ki training lene gae
1 month baad phone aaya
Lalu ji said: Who is speaking?
Answer aaya: Hum sasurwa buswa bol raha hoon.

ghunghat main tujhe dekha to dewana hua , sangeet ka tarana hua, shama ka parwana hua,
jaisay hi ghungat uthaya is duniya se rawana huaaaaaa,

please send massage this mobile no03342909402

apne husan per itna garoor na ker
ye dunya 2 din ki masti hai
tera husan us waqat tak qaim hai
jab tak fair and lovely sasty hai

There is a master blaster block buster film sanwariya n now we present in pakistan name BANDRAIYA title song like this
PINJRE ME BETHA K,
PATTON SE SAJA K,
KUTTON SE BACHA K
LE JAYE GA EK DIN ZOO SE CHURA K JIYA,
BANDARIYA
HA HA HA HA