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aik tha raja
December 31st, 2007 
aik tha raja
aik thi rani
dono mar gaye khatam kahani
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kehdiya na khatam kahani
neche kya laash dhond rahe hoo?
SHAETAN" ne poocha kisi naik INSAN ka number
SHAETAN" ne poocha kisi naik INSAN ka number do.Apun us ko tang karega! Maine AAP ka number diya to "SHAETAN" bola aby Mamoo Apun ke BOSS se panga nahi laine ka..
Memon: Ye KeLa Kaise Dia??
Memon: Ye KeLa Kaise Dia??
KeLey WaLa: 1Rs
Memon: 60 Paisa ka Deta hai??
KeLe WaLa: 60 Paise mein to sirf ChiLka MiLega.
Memon: Le 40 Paise, ChILka rakh Aur KeLa De..
Khuda karey k tumko kabhi judai na mile
Khuda karey k tumko kabhi judai na mile
Kisi mor pe tanhai na milay
Mujhay Sms na karo to kuch aesa ho
K mausam ho Sardi ka aur tum ko Razai na milay
a lady to another lady:
a lady to another lady:
jab tmhara divorce hua tha tb to 1 hi bacha tha or ab 3 kase?
she says!
Wo kbi kbi mafi mangne aa jaya krte the
larki wale:
larki wale:
beta drink krte ho?
ge han!
cigrette?
her roz!
juua/satta?
bilkuk!
danga fasad?
adat ha!
sari -ive batain hain kuch +ve b ha?
ha na!
HiV+ive
sardar 1st time doing job on a garment shop
sardar 1st time doing job on a garment shop
a girl comes and ask: underwear dekhana
sardar gi(sharmatey hue)
aaaj naHe PEHNA
Yeh Pyar b na Ajeeb Cheez hai
Yeh Pyar b na Ajeeb Cheez hai
Maa se ho to Ibadat
Baap se ho to Muqaddas
Bhai se ho to Aqeedat
Behn se ho to Farz
Aur BV se ho to.
Chunnu, Munnu, Guddu, Pappu
Boy: mujh sy shadi karo gi?
Boy: mujh sy shadi karo gi?
Girl: kyaa!
Boy: achi film hai na!!!
Girl: kutty k bachy.
Boy: WHAT????
Girl: kitny cute hotty hain na!
In art gallery couple sees
In art gallery couple sees
picture of a girl covered by leaf.
Husband keeps watching.
Wife: ab chalo gay ya PAT JHARR
ka intezar kertay raho gay.