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Teacher : Bacho Wada Kero .. Kabhi Sharab Cigarett
January 3rd, 2008 
Teacher : Bacho Wada Kero .. Kabhi Sharab Cigarette Nahi piyo ge ??
Bache: Nahi Peeyen ge …
Teacher: Girls ka Peecha nahi karo ge , na Chero Gay ?
Bachey: Nahi kerein ge !
Teacher: Girls se Flert nahi karo gay !
Bache : Nahi Keren
Girl to boy darling, ek 1000 ka card send karo me
Girl to boy
darling, ek 1000 ka card send karo mera balance end ho gaya hay,tum meray aashiq ho na!
Boy: mein tumhra aashiq hoon ; )
telenor walo ka "damad"nahi..; ) ; ) ; )
Tum kuttay the kuttay ho aur kutte hi raho ge tumh
Tum kuttay the kuttay ho aur kutte hi raho ge tumhari nasal kutte ki nasal he aur kutte hi ki nasal rahe gi, ………….ek kutiya ne kutte se kaha or naraaz ho k chali gae.; ; ); )
Lady 2 dentist
Lady 2 dentist
it's so painful i'd prefer 2 get pregnant than getting my cavity filled.
dentist:'Make a decision so i can adjust chair accordingly'…
Bhool k b kisi ko na rolana,
Bhool k b kisi ko na rolana,
Zindigi main sb ko hansana,
Dushman ko b galay lagana,
gum de tu meray ko phone lagana
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Thook denge saalay ko
03arab
03arab
40crore.
89lakh.
53thousand.
7hundred.
Rs only
ye mere bank
balance
nahi hay to kia hua,
mera mobile number to hay na.
Judge: U r crossing the limits.
Judge: U r crossing the limits.
Lawyer: Kaun Saala aesa kehta hai?
Judge: How dare you call me saala?
Lawyer: My Lod, I said kaun 'Sa Law'aesa kehta hai?
U r genius,ur mind is a master piece. It is divide
U r genius,ur mind is a master piece. It is divided into left and right. In the left part nothing is right and in right part nothing is left.