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rishtay ki baat chal rahi thi !
January 3rd, 2008 
rishtay ki baat chal rahi thi !
LARKA clerak hai 5000 salary ha + uper se 15000 kamata hai ,
LARKI WALA : larki NUARS hai 2500 salary ha + niche se 10000 kamati hai!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!1
ye larkian be ajeeb hoti hain!
ye larkian be ajeeb hoti hain!
zara ce bath ka batangar bana laiti hain ,
kuch kaho to mua phula laiti hain ,
or
kuch KARO to pait phula laiti hain ,
kue ?????????
rooth janay ki bhi had hoti hay ,
rooth janay ki bhi had hoti hay ,
mananay ki bahi had hoti hay ,
aik SMS to ker do zalim ,
paisay bachanay ki bhi had hoti hay!!!!!!
thandi hai coffe garam kar lo ,
thandi hai coffe garam kar lo ,
is pathar dil ko thorra naram kar lo ,
aap ka hoty huey inbox khali hay
thorri si to yar sharam kar loo!
woh kon sa time hota hay jab bhai bhai ka nahi , m
woh kon sa time hota hay jab bhai bhai ka nahi , maa beti ki nahi , beta maa ka nahi , bappa beta ka nahi hota ,
ANSWER :
jub shaadi mein awaz ati hay
"ROTI KHUL GAI HAI"
pehle wo mari G/F thi , me bolta tha wo sunti thi
pehle wo mari G/F thi , me bolta tha wo sunti thi ,
pher wo mari mangetar bani , wo bolti thi me sunta tha ,
jab se wo mari wife bani , hum dono bolte hain pura mohala sunta hay!!!!!! IJ@Z
asi kon se chez hay jo woman mien aagay hoti hay o
asi kon se chez hay jo woman mien aagay hoti hay or cow mien pechay ?
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it,s "W" yar
women
&
cow
her waqat ghalat mat socha karoo!!
aik hindu ne muslim se pocha : tumlog khatna kyun
aik hindu ne muslim se pocha : tumlog khatna kyun karvate ho ?
muslim soch mein par gaya phir bola : faida tau kuch khass nahi bas ZARA KHOBSURTI AA JATI HAY!!!
judge said to sardar: tum per cycle chori ka ilzaa
judge said to sardar: tum per cycle chori ka ilzaam sabit nahi howa lihaza tum ko ba izzat barri kia jata hay .
sardar: to kia main cycle rakh loo!!!! IJ@Z
father: batia paper kesa huwa ?
father: batia paper kesa huwa ?
son:bus pehla sawal choot gaya ,
father: acha aur baqi ?
son: teesra mujhe ata nahi tha , chotha main karna bhool gaya , panchwa muje nazar nahi aya , chhata papaer ki pichli taraf tha main ne dekha he nahi .
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