Funny SMS

Whoever said money can't buy happiness, didn't know where to shop

Different Phases of a man: After engagement: Superman After Marriage: Gentleman After 10 years: Watchman After 20 years: Doberman

Whats wrong with ur mobile i m trying to calling u. But operator replys. "welcome to the jungle, the monkey u r tyring to call is on the tree, try again later".

If you are in tension, If nothing seems right, If u find no way out, Then just think of me only once, I will be always there to INCREASE your tensions

Roses r Red Violets r Blue monkey like u should b kept in zoooo dont get angry cuz u will find me there tooooo not in the cage but laughing@uuuuuuuu

Sardar's wife! Hamari beti 20 saal ki hogai hai, Tum jao or 26 saal ka larka dhoondo or 26 ka hi hona chahiye!
Sardar! Agar 26 ka na mila to 13 13 ke 2 le aaoun?

Sardar caught his wife having an affair, he decided to kill his wife and himself.
Apni kanpati par pistol lagai and said to his wife: tu khush na ho agla number tera hai.

onece a murgha was running behing the hen,unfortunatly the hen was crash in to bush and died, murgha see the dead hen and said:MOHTERMAN bohat nake khatoon the ,us na jann da dee magar PAPPI NAHI DE

wasa to app saare kaam ultaa kerte hain !
sirf ek moblie fone
seedha pakerte
hain

esa karein
aaj mob ko be ulta karein
aur ye parhein

"6u!l!ws d33>l"

SHAIRNI ne HATHI ka ghar se aya hua rishta thukra dia
wo balla kyun ?
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AAP SO JAO YE UN KA GHAR KA MASLA HAI!!!!!!!