Funny SMS

KHUDA se cycle manga,car di
computer manga,laptop dia
hut manga,bangla dia
dost manga,tumhain dia
pata nahi KHUDA nain is baar itna zulm kuon kia…..?

Lohiaa lalan vach , Ten dabaa vach , Sokiaa rothiee vach ,
Copy catbiaa de radhiee vach , Selvar patall da barthan vach ,
FER BALNACE PUVAA TAA SMS BAGEE ..

Kash tu mera bkra honda,
Main tainu pyar nal patthe khwanda,
Tere singaan nu phar k hilanda,
tay pyar nal puchda,Das tu pagal k main??
tay tu pyar nal bolda…
Mainnnnnnn

Maine kaha Dil Ruba
Usne kaha balance bhaij
Maine kaha Paise Nahi
Usne kaha Kaise nahi
Maine kaha Mehangai Hai
Usne kaha Ja aaj se tu mera
bhai ha

Sardar: Tujhe bas mein Thappar kyoun para?
Doosra Sardar:Pata nahi yaar meri photo aik larki k paon mein gir gai mein nay kaha k behan ji zara saari upar karna photo leni hai.

Saveray jaldi uth k,naha k,saaf j kapry paa k,
masjid ja,ALLAH agay sajde paa k,ankhaan bund kar k
sachey dil nal pooch,
MOLA,jidoon tusi aqal vandi,"main kithey c"?

When I was born, I was so surprised I couldn't talk for a year and a half;-)

I couldn't wait for success….so I went ahead without it;-)

Next week there can't be any crises. My schedule is already full;-)

Whoever said money can't buy happiness, didn't know where to shop