Funny SMS

SACHI DOSTI BEZUBAN HOTI HAY ,
YE TO AANKHON SE BAYAN HOTI HAY ,

DOSTI MEIN DARD MILE TO KYA HUA ?
DARD MEIN HI TO APNO OR PARAYON KI PEHCHAN HOTI HAY !!!!!

Aaj phir ap nazar nahi aye ,
phir tamannaon ka phool murjhaye ,

najane kin galion me kho gaye app ,
HUM TO POLICE STATION SE PAGAL KHANE TAK DEKH AYE!!!!!

father: batia paper kesa huwa ?
son:bus pehla sawal choot gaya ,
father: acha aur baqi ?
son: teesra mujhe ata nahi tha , chotha main karna bhool gaya , panchwa muje nazar nahi aya , chhata papaer ki pichli taraf tha main ne dekha he nahi .
fa

pehle wo mari G/F thi , me bolta tha wo sunti thi ,

pher wo mari mangetar bani , wo bolti thi me sunta tha ,

jab se wo mari wife bani , hum dono bolte hain pura mohala sunta hay!!!!!! IJ@Z

ye larkian be ajeeb hoti hain!
zara ce bath ka batangar bana laiti hain ,

kuch kaho to mua phula laiti hain ,
or
kuch KARO to pait phula laiti hain ,
kue ?????????

rishtay ki baat chal rahi thi !
LARKA clerak hai 5000 salary ha + uper se 15000 kamata hai ,
LARKI WALA : larki NUARS hai 2500 salary ha + niche se 10000 kamati hai!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

AJJ SATURDAY HAI
YEH SMS 5 FRIENDS KO SEND
karain… INSHALLAH…
KAL SUNDAY HOGA!
IS KO IGNORE MAT KARNA
WARNA….
PARSON MONDAY HOGA???????

Aj aap ko BACHPAAN YAAD DILAON
Alay alay!
Ooeii!
Kaka!
Mela Pala
baccha!
Sweetooo!
Paalo!
Shonoo!
Mmmuaaahhh!
Ohh!ghande Yeeh kya kia..?

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Sardar dr. Se: Dr. G minnu chota peshap 7 waje anda we te wadda peshab 8 waje aanda we
Dr: aidy te problem ki We?
Sardar:meri akh 9 waje kuldi ye…