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1 Hand on horn
January 7th, 2008 
1 Hand on horn
1 Hand on gear
1 ear listening 2 songz
1 ear on mobile
1 foot on xcilerator
2nd on clutch
&
eyes on Girlz
Welcum 2 Pakistan!
A busy Nation!!
Aik sardar ne aag bujanay ke liye phook mari
Aik sardar ne aag bujanay ke liye phook mari
to uss ki gas nikal gai.
dobara mari to phir nikal gai
ghussay mn ghoom ke bolla
********lay to bhoja lay*******
A lady was kissing a lion inside a cage in circuss
A lady was kissing a lion inside a cage in circuss….
Ring master asked:
Can anyone do it.
Sardar G:man aana par pehle sher nu hatao……
A sardar fell ill & shivering with cold.
A sardar fell ill & shivering with cold.
Doctor came n asked wat happend?
His son said:
Bimari da te pata nai par abba swair da vibration te laga hoya ae
Your girlfriend is:
Your girlfriend is:
Smart.
Intelligent.
Sweet.
Talented.
Excllent.
Romantic.
In short she is your S.I.S.T.E.R.
aj kal pakistan ka halaath ki wajah se …..
aj kal pakistan ka halaath ki wajah se …..
"PAKISTAN ZINDABAD"
ka naara tabdeel ho geya hai!!!!
new naara yeh hai…..
"PAKISTAN SE ZINDA BHAG"
Sardar: Tujhe bas mein Thappar kyoun para? Doosra
Sardar: Tujhe bas mein Thappar kyoun para? Doosra Sardar:Pata nahi yaar meri photo aik larki k paon mein gir gai mein nay kaha k behan ji zara sare uper krna photo lne he
shetaan ki 20 aankhen thi , magar nazar sirf 1 lar
shetaan ki 20 aankhen thi , magar nazar sirf 1 larki pe thi ,
jab ka app ki 2 aankhen hain aur nazar har larki pe ?
sach sach batioo asli shetaan kon ha ??? bolo bolo tell ?
father : puter tu paper vich 80% number lene ne ,
father : puter tu paper vich 80% number lene ne ,
son : donot worry main 100% lavan gaya ,
father : kanjra mazak karda way mere nal ,
son : pehle mazak kis KANJAR ne shuro kita……..