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AK PATHAN DOSRY SA APKO KABI KISI SA PYAR HOIA HIA?

HAAN YAR PER WO MANTI HI NAHI,

ACHA KIA KHATI HIA?

KHATI HIA

I LOVE U

NA JANA YA ULLU KA PATHA U KON HIA…….:-) (-:

Khuda Ki Qasam Tum Bohat Khubsurat Ho

Dunya Ki Nazar Se Khud Ko Bacha Lo.

Kajal Ka Teeka To Tumhare Liye Kam Hai.

Ek KaLa Joota Bhi GaLey Mein Latka Lo…!!.

suno!
aj de do na.
plz
de do na

main bilkul akela hoon

moka b acha hai

de do na

ksi ko pata b nhi chale ga

de do na

1 sirf 1

lambee c miss call………

ap q preshan hai? kia ap ko thik tarha se neend nhi aati? kia ap rat ko sotay main jaag jate hain?kia rat ko jagne ki waja ap ko bar bar rona b aata hai? ab mazeed preshani ki zarurat nhi,q k hum laye hain sirf ap k liye "PAMPERS" chain se sona

ek chozay ne sherni ko propose kia

SHERNI:abe chal tu ne apna jism,jaan,height dekhi hai

CHOOZA:janu sab choro sirf confidence check kro…:-) 🙂

ISHQ K SAHRE JIYA NI KARTE,,,, GHUM K PYALO KO PIYA NAHI KARTE,,,, KUCH DOST BHOSRI K ASE HOTE HE,,,, JUB TK UNN KE GAND MEIN UNGLI NA KARO TU WO YAAD KIYA NAHI KARTE……….

Na Ye Chand Hoga Na Taaray Rahenge,
Kia Hum Hamesha Kunwary Rahenge.
Is Dunaya Mein Kitno k Nikah Ho Gaye,
Kia Naseb mein Apne Sirf Nikah K Chowaray Rahenge.

Apne ehsas k sub rand uttar jane do,
Meri umeed mere khwab bikhar jane do.
Apne aangan mein charago ko jlao na abhi,
Mere aangan mein Siyah raat uttar jane do.
Bari mushkil se mila ha mujhy apne ghar ka pata

CIRCUIT : Bhai, who apnay bachpan ka dost aarehla
aaj raat ko dinner pe. Mera Sara chain collection apnay
kamray mein chupa do na please.

MUNNABHAI : Kyun tera dost chor hai kya?
CIRCUIT : Nahin Bhai, who apnay chain pechan lega.