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FUNNY INTERVIEW
January 21st, 2008 
FUNNY INTERVIEW
Officer : What Is Your Name ?
Candidate : M P. Sir
Officer : Tell Me Properly
Candidate : Mohan Pal Sir
Officer : Your Father's Name ?
Candidate : M P. Sir
Officer : What Does That Mean ?
Candidate : Manmoh
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JOKE
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KBC main Shahrukh ne mujhe pucha
Rs.2 Crore ka Sawaal
"World ka sabse bada ullu kaun hain??""
…………. ( Answer to main jaanta hoon par kaise bol sakta…….
PAPA ne kaha~**
PAPA ne kaha~**
………….doston se milna chhod do
**MUMMY ne kaha**
………….ghar se nikalna chhod do
**friendz ne kaha**
………….udhar mangna chhod do
**friend ne kaha**
………………..gi
how are you and what are you doing. at least you h
how are you and what are you doing. at least you have got merriage and you are enjoying you life but after you i totally loose hope.
Tabiyat Me Ajab Ek Hijan Hai,
Tabiyat Me Ajab Ek Hijan Hai,
Mushkil Me Teri Ye Jaan Hai,
Samjh k tu ek pathan hai,
"MOOT DAY GALI SUNSAN HAI"
Ek katra bhi na chorna,
Laga de Jitni bhi jaan hai
"MOOT DAY GALI SUNSAN HAI"
teri dhaar me kia
us ki ankhon mai koi dukh basa hai shayed
us ki ankhon mai koi dukh basa hai shayed
ya mujhe khud he veham sa hua hai shayed main ne pocha k bhol gaye ho tum b/
ponch kar ansu mujhe us kaha … shayed
When i Get up early in the morning. I always pray
When i Get up early in the morning. I always pray for God every one have a friend like u!! why only i suffer!!
us ki ankhon mai koi dukh basa hai shayed
us ki ankhon mai koi dukh basa hai shayed
ya mujhe khud he veham sa hua hai shayed main ne pocha k bhol gaye ho tum b/
ponch kar ansu mujhe us kaha … shayed
ghalib sahab par ek larki na peeshaab kar diya to
ghalib sahab par ek larki na peeshaab kar diya to ghalib sahab na bola: "aa chanchal haseena ya kesi naadani hai.Larki boli:ghalib sahab ghussa nahi huain app jahan sa nikla hain ya uusi jheel ka paani hai.