Funny SMS

university ka student uni k toilet main gaya.
jab andar ja k WC pay baitha to samney likha huwa dekha, itna zor taleem per daitay to exam ma a-1 grade aata!

pls don't buy land cruisers they have levers that can kill you atleast in pakistan. this public service message sponsored by pakistan camel & donkey carts assn

Yeh jo haseeno ke baal hote hai,
larkon ko phassane ke jaal hote hai,
na jaane kitno ke khoon piye honge inhone,
tabhi to inke honth laal hote hai

shaadi karne k bad aur mobile lene k bad
ek hi baat ka afsos hota hai
Thodi der ruk jaata to accha model mil jaata

oye oye!mil gya!
shava shava mil gya!
oye ballay ballay mil gya!
o aho aho mil gya!
oye chak de phattay mil gya!
mera sms parhne k liye ek aur pagal mil gya!

In haseeno se Rsm-e-Wafa or Dil lagana sara sar boolhai…
jis din yeh iqraar karein mohabbot ka ,
samajh
lena os din april fool hai.

In haseeno se Rsm-e-Wafa or Dil lagana sara sar boolhai…
jis din yeh iqraar karein mohabbot ka ,
samajh
lena os din april fool hai.

"Agar Ap Ko"
Kbi B Meri
Koi Baat
ya Koi sms
Bura Lagay To
Ap Ko Ye Pura Haq
Hai K aap Apna
Mobile Zoor
say Dewar
P mar den.
ha ha ha

Hight of LAZINESS,,,

BOY:PAPA 1 Glass Pani de do,,

PAPA:Khud le Lo,,

Boy:Plz de do na,,

PAPA:Ab manga to thapar maron ga,

BOY:Thapar Marne aao to "PANI"
Leite aana

Psychology of boys,

Flirt with "Innocent" Girls

Friendship with "Charming" Girls

Contact with "Cute" Girls

Love With Sincere Girls

Marriege,

"Jeise Ammi ki Marzi