Funny SMS

sochta hun k
ye daulat
ye larkiyan
ye banglay
ye gariaan
ye dunia bhar l aisho aram
sab chor ke kahi
chalo jaon
lekin
phr
sochta hun

pehle ye sub mile to sahi

MUBARIK HO…!!
MSG NA KARNE PER APKO MBA KI DIGREE DI JATI HAI.
MBA MEANS?
"MEMBER OF BHIKARI ASSOCIATION"
CHALO AB YE MSG DOSARAY BHIKARION KO SEND KERO…. (FROM ADIL JAAN ((( LOVE))))))) FOR ALL WORLD OK BABY)))))

hai dost TUJAI DONTHA RHA HAYA HO MAI
Fiza ho ma nadiuy maishairho mai
casino mai jungalo mai mugar tum nai mila
dost ho to tera jesa zalil nai ho

AGAR AP KO
KBI B MERI
KOI BAAT
YA KOI SMS
BURA LAGAU TO
AP KO YE PURA HAQ
HAI K AAP APNA
MOBILE ZOOR
SAY DEWAR PE
MAR DEN.
HA HA HA HA HA HA
HA HA HA HA HA HA

HUM HUM HAI,
TUM TUM HO,
NA TUM KAM HO
NA HUM KAM HAI.
TU PHIR KIS BAAT KA GHUM HAI
SMS BHEJTE RAHO
TABHI LAGEGA
MOBILE RAKHNE WALY MAY DAM HAI.

maei ankhon ko sapne phir dikha gaya koi,
bujhti saanson mein mehek phir jaga gaya koi
kiya yeh sach much pyaar hai
ya phir se TOPI pehna gaya koi

when an apple is green,it is ready to pluck & when a girl is 18' she is ready for….

….

….

" I.D CARD "

hamesha galat hi sochna!!!

heaven is when u hav
german car
american salary
chinese food
&
pakistani wife

hell is when
car is chinese
food is jerman
mife is american
&
salary is pakistani

husband bola goodnight wife boli kaise goodnight pehlay karo band light,phir karo choot se fight, jab nikle white white tab bolo goodnight

a phatan was going in the market with a PARROT on his shoulder. somebody asked"kidher se laya is janwar ko"? parrot replies"peshawar se laya salay ko"