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January 25th, 2008 
Ek Pathan aag bujha raha tha k uski paad nikal gay
Ek Pathan aag bujha raha tha k uski paad nikal gaye….
dosri baar phir bujhaya to phir nikal gaye
pathan pechay ghooma or bola "chal pehlay to Bujha ley"…
Kanjusi ki zindagi kya jeena yarun
Kanjusi ki zindagi kya jeena yarun
kabhie hamari tarah bhi jeya karo
roz mere sms parh kar sharam nahi ati…
kabhie khud bhi sms kiya karoo….
Wife Husband Se : Woh dekho ladka mujhe smile de r
Wife Husband Se : Woh dekho ladka mujhe smile de raha hai….
Husband : Smile nahi de raha jab maine tmhe pehli baar dekha tha to mere bhi hansi nikal gaye thii…..
na kisi ko chera karo.
na kisi ko chera karo.
na kisi se panga liya karo.
na kisi ko dil diya karo.
na kisi se dil liya karo.
bus
roz roz
GOOD MILK
pia karo…
healthy life jiya karo
Q: larke wale larki walon se larki ka hath kab man
Q: larke wale larki walon se larki ka hath kab mangte haan?
ANS;
jab larke ka hath thak jata ha.
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chahta hoon apko pyaar doon,
chahta hoon apko pyaar doon,
dosti pe apni zindagi war doon,
par jab apka SMS nhi milta to,
maan karta ha apki GAAAND phar doon
u know how much i miss u?
u know how much i miss u?
jitne DESERT me WATER hai
jitne ZAMEEN pe STAR hai
jitne SKY per TREES hain
&
jitna kisi GANJAY k sir pe BAAL hain
BELIVE ME…!
1 bar jaan mang k to dekh
1 bar jaan mang k to dekh
1 bar yad kar k to dekh
agar hum na aye to samajh lene
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nawab soye hue haan
aor cellphone silent pe hai