Funny SMS

1
din
jab
tumhari
shadi
hogi
tumhari
bivi
k
pait
mein
mera
ha ha ha
mera
mera
ha ha ha
ha ha ha
bhatija
hoga

kute Dist pe
shak karta hai?

a blessed kiss on the head
a sweet is on cheeks
a passionate kiss on lips
a romantic kiss on neck

but

seriously hottest is on

iron:-)
try it

Baharo phool barsao mera "DOST"aya hai. Hoto pe muskan, gali me mehak laya hai. Barso tak thi jise pani se "ELERGY" vo aaj "LUX" se nahaya hai.

BAAP BETI SE ,
PEHLE TUM MUJH KO PAPA KAHTE THE AB DADY KUYN KAHTI HO ,
KIYA WAJAH Hai ?
BETI : PAPA KAHNE SE LIPSTICK JO KHARAB HOO JATE HAI

Chand per Apkta naam likhne to jee chahta hai..

Pehli baat to ye k haath nahi jata hai or dosri baat ye khayal hamesha din main ata hai….:P

Ek sardar doctor k paas aya…to ek aadmi ko rotay hue dekha or pocha..

"Oh Pa Ji Kyun Rotay Ho ??"

UsnE btaya " Main sugar test karane aya tha mere ungli kat thi.."

Ye sun kar sardar bhi rona shuru kardeta hai wa

dil k mehmaan ban jao,,,

aankhon ka armaan ban jao,,

honton ki muskaan ban jao…

yeh sab bhi ban jana lekin?

.
.
pehle zra insaan to ban jao…

Doctor Asked To Husband: Aapka Aur Apki Biwi Ka Blood Group Ek Hi Hai Kya ???

Husband: HaN Ek Hi Hoga, Ek Saal Se Jo Mera Khoon Pee Rahi Hai..!!!

Hum yar hai tumhare…..
Bechte hain chuare…….
Hum se liya karo………
tum ko ayenge pasand…..
subah sham bus liya karo.
bus tum liya karo……..

,musaraff ki namaz ka liyya niyat,, ,niyat karta hoon 2 pathan marnay ki. 6 rocket fire farz wastay bush uncle kay, mu mera ,,wazirastan ki taraf,,,,,ALLAH , HO ,AKBAR