Funny SMS

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NEEND JAB MUJY AGHOOSH ME LATI HA,
APKA CHAHRA ANKHO ME BAS JATA HA,
IK DAM SE MERI ANKH KHUL JATI HA,
OR DIL SE SIRF YAHI AWAZ ATI HA,

AMI BHOOT;-)

""""U_K""

JAZZ MANU MAIN KHUSHAMDEED,
MANGNI KE LYE '1' DABAIEN,

SHADI KE LYE '2' DABAIEN,

TALAK KE LYE '3' DABAIEN,

OUR

OUR

OU

DO AND DIE
TRY TRY AND TRY
DON,T NEVER SAY WHY
IF YOU SAY WHY
THEN YOU WILL DIE

pholon may tum khayalo may tum bagho may tum dil may tum.

oye tussi ghar we bendey o key pherdey rendey o.

BOSS: Arz kiya hai……. Office may Kaam hote hain… Galtiyo ka sama hota hai…. Aise mausam mein hi to PERFORMANCE jawan hota hai…. Dil ki khunnas BOSS jabaan se nahi kehte… Ye fasana to appraisal mein bayan hota hai…. (- Employee's reply..

ladies ka dudd ka 5th faide
1)billi chura nahi sakti.
2)boil karne ki zarurat nahi.
3)bache se budhoo tak ka lye mufeed.
4)khubsurat packing may.
5)ek ka sath dusra bilkul free.

1 + 1 = 2
i love u

2 + 2 = 4
love me more

3 + 3 = 6
love is fix

4 + 4 = 8
love is great

5 + 5 = 10
love u my friend

Jab Ap hamse rooth jaoge

jab aap hamse khafa hojaoge

jab aap hamein bhool jaoge

tb

aisa

thapar parega ki sab yaad aajayega

Aakohn mai jitne ishare hai.Samender mai jitne kinare hai.Aasman mai jitne sitare hai utne.Utne screw dhele tumhare hai………