Funny SMS

Jis tarha heere ko heera katta hai… Sone ko sona katta hai…Lohe ko loha katta hai.. Theek usi tarha dekh lena ek din.. Tumhe kutta katega…

Two snakes sitting in the jungle, Female snake tried to kiss the male snake, Suddenly male snake turned and started singing 'zehar hai ki pyar hai tera chumma'!

Just imagine life without GIRLS
the result === markets silent, streets empty, the police at rest, All mobile companies in loss, No SMS, No flowers, No candles, No perfumes, No travelling
ALL THE MEN DIRECT TO HEAVEN

Girl:if u will try to kiss me ,
mien shor macha don gi,
boy:laikan yahan tu door door tak koi nahien hay.
girl:i know but formilty tu karni hi pare gi

Teacher, billi k itnay saray bachay kun hotay hain?
student, miss agar aap bhi kapray uttar kar bahir ghoomain to aap k us se bhi ziada hon gay.

Jin: kiya huqam hai aaqa……
Man: eik khubsurat larki peish karo…..
Jin: aaqa main jin hoon koi 'dalla'nahi…
Man: acha to phir dalla kahaan hai…?
Jin: aaqa dalla is waqt mesg parh raha hai….
ha ha ha ha hooo ha ha

Waqt Ki Dhaar K Sath Hum Chalte Hain
Isi Ada Pe To Log Hum Pe Marte Hain
SMs Ki Dunya K Hum Betaj Badshah Hain
Isi Liye Log Hum Ko sMs Karne Se Darte Hain

Gan di g agar don hotay to kehtay :
Meray sir per baal anay ka intezaar to 11 dukano k hajjam ker rahay hain
lakin ek baat samajh
.. meray taklay per baaal ana mushkil hi nahi na mumkin hai

Angel took man 2 hell
there he saw "MolaNa Fazal-Ur Rehman"
dancing with bipasha
MAN, angel jee is ki saza itni mazedar kiun?
ANGEL, SAZA TO bipasha KO mili hai

When i open my eyes every morning i pray to God that everyone should have a friend like you…. Why should only i suffer!!!