Funny SMS

Shaam hote hii ye Dil udaas hota hai, Toote khwaboo ke siwa kuch na pass hota hai, Tumahri yaad aise waqt bohat aati hai, Bandar jab koi aas-paas hota hai..

hello

Main lanat Bhaijta hoon.
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Tum par
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Tumhari Dosti per
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Main Tum Jaisay
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Ghatia or Kamenay Insan K sath Koi Taluq Nahi Rakhna Chahta
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Sirf Tum He Nahi
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Tumhari Soch or Roh B Gandi

Sardar: Tuje bus mein thapar kiu para?
2nd Sardar: pata nahi yar, meri photo aik larki k paon mei gir gai, mei ne kaha k behan g zara saari upar karna photo leni ha.

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Aqal k andhe mobile ulta kar k parro

My number has chaged,
so please call me on my new number.
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. 15
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agar mera naukar uthae to se 2-4 galiyan de dena.

A man goes for fishing, catches a big fish. Comes home and asks his wife to cook the fish. Wife says she can't as there is no gas, no electricity, no aata and no cooking oil to fry it.Man goes and puts the fish back in the river. Fish comes up to the

Life ho to aisi..
Monday ko dosti…
Tuesday ko pyaar…
Wednesday ko mangni…
Thursday ko baraat…
Friday ko fighting…
Saturday ko talaq…
Sunday ko rest…
Monday ko next

1 mula ki shadi nahi ho rahi thi,wo mannat mangne gaya,
wahan us ki maan khai mein gir gai,
mula bola: ya khuda teri khudai,
apni to mili nahi-abba ki gawai

Ye tumhare behkte qadam…
Ye tumhare bikhre baal…
Ye tumhara jalta badan…
Ye tumhari nasheeli aankhen…

Mujhe pehle hi shak tha k tum heeroni ho