Funny SMS

Jin: kiya huqam hai aaqa……
Man: eik khubsurat larki peish karo…..
Jin: aaqa main jin hoon koi 'dalla'nahi…
Man: acha to phir dalla kahaan hai…?
Jin: aaqa dalla is waqt mesg parh raha hai….
ha ha ha ha hooo ha ha

Hansti thi,
Hansati thi,
Baalon ko Lehrati thi,
Kuch soch ker sharmati thi,
Phir kuch soch ker muskarati thi,
Aj pata chala
Saali "PAGAL" thi…. !

Jiski ek smile par hay duniya fida

jis say dil na hona chahay juda

jiska style hay lajawaaab

woh aap nahi hum hain janab…….

chand par kali gatah chati toh hogi,

sitaro ko muskurahat ati toh hogi,

tum lakh chupao mere yaar,

tumhe bhi akele mein apni sakhal par hasi ati toh hogi

Ye Kiss Tarah Yaad Aa Rahe Ho,

Aankhe Band Hai Phir Bhi Nazar Aa Rahe Ho,

Naa Jane Kyon Aisa Lagta Hai,

Saamne Khade Ho,

Aur SING HILA RAHE HO!!

dogey to muskura kam se kam ap par ha bheja sms ye jisne dogey galiyan ko bande
us ap bad k perhne ko sms is
CONFUSED????

ub niche se parho…

ek dost dosre dost se: yaar mein tumahare lya
africa se ek bander la raha tha lekin wo raste mein hi bhag gya,
tumahari tarah buhat chalak tha wo,
dosra dost:tum jo aa gye ho mere lya yehi buhat khusi ki baat hai

rdfgdhg

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Kabhi honsla bhi aazmaana chahiye, bure waqt mein muskurana chahiye, jab 10 dino mein khujli na mite, to 11 ve din nahana chahiye