Funny SMS

mouse 2 elephant: "2 din k liye apni nikkar dena". elephant : "ha….. ha……… ha………."pehnay ga kia?? mouse: nahi beti ki shadi hai tent lagwana hai

2 sardar ikthay bethy thy… 1 sms likh raha tha … us ne dusry se pucha: yar "mai pur umeed hoon" isko english mai kya khte han? dusra : "i am pregnant"

hai jan kya hall he

youn tu hum main bohut deen daari,
magar jhan dekhi koi bachi pyari,
bus whaeen pe aankh maari,
phans gai tu hamaari,
werna phir se deen daari……
SariM JaaN

sardar ka ladka raat ko apni babe se kahne lagaa: babe babe raat ko main ne bathroom kaa darwaza khoola to phir light jal gai.
Babe boli: O khotia to aag phir firidge otte susoo kar choori ae.

Kabhi honsla bhi aazmaana chahiye, bure waqt mein muskurana chahiye, jab 10 dino mein khujli na mite, to 11 ve din nahana chahiye

An Elephant Cow and a Khota
Arguing whos the Best Elephant:
I help move heavy loads
Cow:
I give milk
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kuchh bol yar

Its ur turn now!

Arz kya hai: Bahaar aane se pehle fiza aa gayi, ki bahaar aane se pahle fiza aa gayi, Hum mill rahye thay k oos ki maaa aa gayi.;;;;;;

Jab Jab hume pyaas lagti hai, Unke aane ki aas lagti hai
unki dewangi mein hum ho gaye itne dewane, Ki har ladki ki maa apni saas lagti hai