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2 sardar brothers were in the same class
February 6th, 2008 
2 sardar brothers were in the same class
teacher:tum dono ne apne father k name different kio likhe?
sardar brothers:teacher tussi fer kaho ge k nakal mar li:-) 🙂 🙂
1 sardar rozana kitchen mai jata cheeni ka daba kh
1 sardar rozana kitchen mai jata cheeni ka daba kholta or band kar deta
why?
guess?
kion k
doctor ne kaha tha k apni sugar roz check karna
1 sardar doosre se duniya mai sbse mushkil kam kia
1 sardar doosre se duniya mai sbse mushkil kam kia hai
2 sardar helmet pa k kuri di chumi lena:-) 🙂
Baba_e_qoum ne farmaya ..Na mera phupha na mera t
Baba_e_qoum ne farmaya ..Na mera phupha na mera taya.. Ro ro k pakistan bnaya.. Kambakhton ne karachi mai dating point par dafnaya..;)))))@r$l@n @k
Q har bar mosam ki tara badal jate ho har naye din
Q har bar mosam ki tara badal jate ho har naye din hmara dil dukhate ho, ye sunkar humari roh tak kanp gai k tum ab
bartan dhone wale sabun se nahate ho.;)) arslan sk
just imagine life without girls…
just imagine life without girls…
da result…..?
markets silent….
streets empty…..
no smoking……..
no flowers……..
no valentines…..
no perfumes…….
all the men direct to heaven.
BHIKARI: Sahab 6 rupay de do coffee peeni hai
BHIKARI: Sahab 6 rupay de do coffee peeni hai
Man: 1 coffee to 3 rupay ki hai
Bhikari: Sahab saath may girl friend bhi hai
Man: Bhikari ho kar bhi Girl Friend banali
Bhikari: Nahi sahab girl friend ne bhikari banadiya.
Birdy birdy in the sky dropped a poopy in my eye,
Birdy birdy in the sky dropped a poopy in my eye, I don't worry I don't cry, I'm just happy that cows can't fly!
Do U know the fullform of COLLEGE- C-Come,O-On,L
Do U know the fullform of COLLEGE- C-Come,O-On,L-Lets, L-Love, E-Each,G-Girl,E-Equally……Thats why boys go to college regularly….