Funny SMS

Qaid-e-Azam baithe nade k kinare bachon ne un ko pathar mare Qaid-e-Azam ne farmaya flak k sitaron zamen k baharon kuttay k bachon pathar tu na maru.

Baba-e-quam baithe the nade k kinare bachon ne un ko pathar mare.Baba-e-quam ne farmaya flak k sitaron zameen ki baharon kuttay k bachon pathar tu na maru.

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Her khushi ko teri taraf mor doon, khushion ka darwaza tujha pe khol doon, tu kahai to ye douniya hi chor doon, itna kafi hai ya, 2, 3 or chor doon..;))))arslan sk

Bas nazron se dekh lena tha agar tamanna thi darane ki hum tu yonhi be

It is said that inzamam don"t understand english. Once commentator asked, "Hay inzi your wife had a baby last week, is this true?". Inzi said, "Bismillah Hir
Rahman Raheem first of all i thanks to Allah and then credit goes to all b

BHIKARI: Sahab 6 rupay de do coffee peeni hai
Man: 1 coffee to 3 rupay ki hai
Bhikari: Sahab saath may girl friend bhi hai
Man: Bhikari ho kar bhi Girl Friend banali
Bhikari: Nahi sahab girl friend ne bhikari banadiya.

jab tugh ko koi Zakham Lega,

To Libas apna phar diya,

Ghereban apna chak kia,

Or tere zakham se Lipat gaya,

yehe to he kam mera,

"SUNNY PLAST" he Nam mera

Hawa mein Beitab urr rahe the Ghailb,,,

Wah Wah,,

Hawa mein Beitab urr rahe the
Ghailib,,

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Phir,?

Phir kia,

Ruk gae Hawa
Gir gae Ghalib.

Itni shiddat se maine paas hone ki koshish ki hai,

k har teacher ne mujhe marks dene ki saazish ki hai,

Ye exams bhi apne pakistani filmon ki tarah hote hain,

ant tak sab kuch achha ho hi jata hai-

HAPPYS ENDINGS.