Funny SMS

1 sardar dosre sardar se:
" dunia main sub se mushkil kaam kia hai?"

sardar:
" helmat paa k kise di chummi laina"

dekhty dekhty valentine day ajaye ga,abhi b waqt hai kisi se setting karlo,warna is saal ka valentine b akelay guzar jai ga.

Dozakh Mai Shetano Ne Ehtajaj Ker Rakha Hai K
Humare Us Sathi Ko B Giraftar Kiya Jaye
Jo Zameen Per Azad Ghum Raha Hai
Or Is Waqt Naik Logon K Sms Parh Raha Hai

hasrat hai sirf tumhe paane ki, aur koi khwahish nahi is parwane ki, shikwa mujhse nahi khuda se karo, kya zarurat thi tumhe khoobsurat banane ki.

Girl(2 another girl):Jab tum sex karti ho to kya apne husband se baat karna pasand karti ho ? She Replied: Agar Phone nazdeek pada ho to kar bhi leti hoon..!

Tendulker wife k saath SEX karte huye: Darling pitch sahi nahi ..ghaasss bohat hai ,SHAORT nahi lag rahi,
..Wife: Nikamay abhi isi pitch per to AFRIDI century maar k gaya hai.

SEX KARO DAILY
Agr mil jay wo akeli
na miley akeli.
to pakar lo us ki SAHELI.
Agr na miley SAHELI to
ZINDABAD HATHELI
Par SeX kArO DaiLy.

oooooy… bari barsi khatan gya tykhat k leyandi kheer, jera menu 5 mint wech 5 sms nna pejy o apni mashook da veer, bolo tara ra ra…. bolo tara ra ra….

ONE DAY A SARDAR STARTED KISSING A GIRL, THE GIRL SAID:RUK JAO WARNA MEIN APNI JAAN LE LOON GI. THE ANGRY SARDAR SAID, MAR JANA PER KISI DE KAM NA AANA….

Sardar & sardarni in Bus: Sardarni: Suno ji, peechay wala mere blouse mai hath dal raha hai Sardar: Tu chinta mat kar osay kia pata ke Betwa mere pas hai