Funny SMS
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February 17th, 2008 
A punjabi woman talking 2 an English doctor in LON
A punjabi woman talking 2 an English doctor in LONDON about her ill child….
"My kaka is ill ek week da,
Na eat da na sleep da,
Bas weep da te Cheek da"…..
Muslim lady;Aslam o allakum.Moulvi sahib ye janat
Muslim lady;Aslam o allakum.Moulvi sahib ye janat may jayegi,hindu Lady;Namastay/ Moulvi sahib ye Dozikh may jayagi.Christian Lady;Hi darling Moulvi sahib.ye mere sath jayegi.
Extreme of fashion?
Extreme of fashion?
Dhotee with zip
Extreme of secrecy?
-Blank visiting card
Exteme of stupidity?
-looking through a keyhole of a glass door
Extreme of dehydration?
-A cow giving milk power
Extre
1 admi chupke se jahanum se nikla or janat me chal
1 admi chupke se jahanum se nikla or janat me chala gaya fristey ne pakar ker khub mara admi uta or bola tuhade ina harktan to koi janat wich nai anda$$$$$$$$$$$
A lady lost her sixth underwear in he house, she b
A lady lost her sixth underwear in he house, she blammed nokrani to her husband.
Nokrani replied "Sahab aap ko to pata hai na main nechay kuch nhn pante???
Dil k zakham kisi ko dikha na sakho ge
Dil k zakham kisi ko dikha na sakho ge
Dil main jo baat hai kisi ko bata na sakho ge
karo ge jawani main jo GIRL FRIEND pe kharche
Bhurape tak uss ka udhar chuka na sakho ge.