Funny SMS
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Atention plzz:
February 19th, 2008 
Atention plzz:
Burqa posh haseenaon se parhaiz karain.. Aandar MOLVI bhi ho sakta hai…Chief commisioner Police,Islamabad.
Some time my heart ask,Why i miss u? Why i like u
Some time my heart ask,Why i miss u? Why i like u? Why i SMS u? Why i call u? Why i care 4u.
..then my mind answers me ????
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..Mental people neend extra care.
Arz kya ha…..
Arz kya ha…..
khuda bachaye ap ko in
hasino se
in naznino se
in mehjabino se
par
in hasino ko kon bachaye ga???
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AP jaisykamino se..
abay o langoor
abay o langoor
abay o kahjoor
abay o kamenay
abay o bewakoof
abay o bagerat!
aisa kiso ko kehna nahi chaiye us ko "BURA" lagay ga
Harbhajan ne apni Biwi se puchha,"Kya main tu
Harbhajan ne apni Biwi se puchha,"Kya main tumhara pehla pyar hoon?" BIWI Boli, "Kar di na sardaro wali baat, SPINNER ko kabhi opening milti hai
Shaadi ki pehli raat shohar apni Biwi ko Rs.500 d
Shaadi ki pehli raat shohar apni Biwi ko Rs.500 de kar bola ..humne yeh kaam kabhi free main kiya hi nahi.
Biwi 200 wapis kark boli .. Aur humne 300 se Ziada kabhi liye hi nahi.
On wedding night..Dulha entering his room..Prayed
On wedding night..Dulha entering his room..Prayed "Oh god!! Mujhe taaqat aur guidance day..Dulhan boli,Taaqat ki dua maang,Guide main kar dongi.
Angry husband: Aaj tak tum kitney logon k saath so
Angry husband: Aaj tak tum kitney logon k saath soi ho??
..Wife: Such boloon to sirf app k saah soi hoon..baaqi sabhi k saath Saari Saari raat jaagi hoon.
Agar molvi hazrat films bnane lagen tu films ke na
Agar molvi hazrat films bnane lagen tu films ke naam aisay honge
1 Islam aya tum na aye 2 kaho na ramzan hai 3 hum zakat de chuke sanam 4 kabhi roza kabhi namaz 5 humari tasbish app ke pass hai 6 Molvi banaya app ne.