Funny SMS

2 sikh ekathay bethy thay.1sms type kar raha tha usne dosry sy pucha "yar mein pur umeed hun" isko english me kesy type karengy?
dosra bola:"i am pragnent"

Jab ap paida howy tab Aakash se phol barsey,parion ne jashan maniya,farishton ne Ghee k charah jalay or Boley

Hamari jan chuti Ab Duniya walein Bhugtain gy…

mangta hoon tou dete nahi hoo

jawab meri baat ka

or dete hoo tou khara hojata hay

rom rom jazbat ka

kyun kehti ho dehray say dalo

balon main phol gulab ka

wajahat
(0346-2504658)

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SAMNE SE HAT JAO.
SMS AA RAHA HAI MERA

Phoolo ko phool pasand he

Dilo ko Dil pasand he
Shayar ko Shaeery pasand he

kisi ki pasand se hame kya

hame to AAP KI GIRL FRIEND PASAND he

wah wah

Phoolo ko phool pasand he

Dilo ko Dil pasand he
Shayar ko Shaeery pasand he

kisi ki pasand se hame kya

hame to AAP KI GIRL FRIEND PASAND he

wah wah

Munna bhai says
Life main teen chezon k peche kabhi nai bhagne ka Bole tu

aik bus

aik train

aur
aik larki

Bole tu
in teeno
pe seedha
char jane ka.

phullan naal ghulabaan da ki tuk banda ay butaan naal juraabaan da ki tuk banda ay ayy sooch main khali chad aya paper sawaalaan naal jawaabaan da ki tuk bandaa ay

Students marte nahin zinda Dafnae jate hein,

Har 4 mahino mein tarpae jate hein,

Kafan khool k deikho,

To wo Qabar mein b asignmint Likhte hoe pae jate hein.

Some time my heart ask,Why i miss u? Why i like u? Why i SMS u? Why i call u? Why i care 4u.
..then my mind answers me ????
..
..Mental people neend extra care.