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To stay happy is a gift of God and to make others happy is a great virtue. So if you are in a mood to laugh and make others laugh on your jokes and Funny SMS than hurry up and chose your Funny SMS from our collected works and enjoy by sending hilarious messages to your friends and family. Browse the Funny SMS jokes, Funny SMS quotes, Funny SMS messages and much new Funny SMS stuff.

abay o langoor

February 22nd, 2008     Funny SMS

abay o langoor
abay o kahjoor
abay o kamenay
abay o bewakoof
abay o bagerat!

aisa kiso ko kehna nahi chaiye us ko "BURA" lagay ga

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Always geo, hanso, gao, or muskarao,

February 22nd, 2008     Funny SMS

Always geo, hanso, gao, or muskarao,
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ho sakta hay kal dant ho na ho,
from dental care

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tusi bary hi grate ho. rusgulay ki plate ho. anday

February 22nd, 2008     Funny SMS

tusi bary hi grate ho. rusgulay ki plate ho. anday ka aamlate ho. pepsi ka krate ho. aur sms karnay main baray hi late ho.
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more motherkus where r u

February 21st, 2008     Funny SMS

more motherkus where r u

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Aap aik brilliant, beautiful, genius

February 21st, 2008     Funny SMS

Aap aik brilliant, beautiful, genius
Aap aik brilliant, beautiful, genius, smart, nice, gud looking, intelligent, respectful, kind, ideal larkay/larki ka sms par rahe ho.

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Dosti Kro College wali se

February 21st, 2008     Funny SMS

Dosti Kro College wali se
Dosti kro college wali se, Ishq larao office wali se, Flirt kro pros wali se, Pyar kro dilwali se, ankh larao sali se, aur maar khao ger wali se.

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I m getting married next month…. its small party

February 21st, 2008     Funny SMS

I m getting married next month…. its small party and only few people will be invited…… dont bring any gift…..just bring someone who ll marry me.

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Ek premi ne apne premika se kaha,

February 21st, 2008     Funny SMS

Ek premi ne apne premika se kaha,
mia tumhare zulfon se khelna chahta hoon'premika ne wig utar kar dedi or boli khelte rahoo mager kal wapis kar dena mujhe college b jana hai

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O meri makai de rotti!

February 20th, 2008     Funny SMS

O meri makai de rotti!
Mere Sarson de saag!
Mere Suji De Halway!
Mere Lassi de Glass!
Te Aam de Achaar!
Na msg na miscall!
Kithay ho sarkaar!
I miss U Yaar!

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Daawa karon ga hashar main Musa pe Qatal ka.

February 20th, 2008     Funny SMS

Daawa karon ga hashar main Musa pe Qatal ka.
kion aab de thi us ne maray Qatil ke Taegh ko.

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