Funny SMS

Ek man ek women say poochta hai k tumhari tangoo ke beech main yah kiyah hai? women kehti hai yeh kuch nahi lakeer hai,aur women man say poochti hai tumhare tangoo ke beech main yah kya hai? man kehta hay ke yah tumharey lakeer ka FAKEER h

ik adme ulta or nanga leta hota hey peche dsra adme ake us ki gand pe tabla bajata hey leta ho adme sedha hoke bolta he le ab bansure bajha

HUSBAND:Please ajj kernay do WIFE: No HUSBAND:Jewellery lay dunga WIFE: No HUSBAND:Ghar Lay Dunga WIFE: No Beta Bola: Papa Mery Maarlo aur Cycle Dilado

(DON'T MIND)
Q:American & Pakistani nation main kia farq hai?

A:American nation kam ko apne zehan main or phuddi ko Lun pe rakhte hain,
or
Pakistani nation phuddi ko zehan main or kam ko lun pe rakhte hain.

SARDAR ki wife nangi ho kar,
puray bed par dono tango ko phelakar boli…

"KUCH samjhay"

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SARDAR: Haan haraamzadi..tu bed par AKELI SONA CHAHTI HAI:-

Girls policy: Flirt with innocent boys! Fun with handsome boys! Friendship with smart boys! Love with faithful boys! Marriage with RICH boys

Rule of boys: "Phulo ki mahak ko churaya nahi jata, suraj ki kirno ko chupaya nahi jata, kitni bhi soni ho girlfrnd apni, dusro ki girlfrnd ko bhulaya nahi jata.

Imagine world without GIRLS,
Roads ..sunsaan
Market: viraan
Na Janu na JAAN
Na koi Girlfrnd k liye pareshan
Bass Namaz Quraan and all boyz direct in "JANNAT-UL-MUQAAm"

BOY:AE BEWAFA TU NE DIL JALA DIYA.
DIL JAL KE RAAKH HO GAYA.

GIRL:TERI YE QURBANI BEKAAR NAHIN JAYEGI.

RAAKH!
IDHER BHEJ DE
"BARTAN" DHONAY KE KAAM AAYEGI.

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