Funny SMS

Never ask a woman the meaning of "2659" coz its their personal code….. 2 inch ka hole 6 inch ka poll 5 minute ka maza 9 months ki saza = 2659 So never ask

Sab larkiyon se guzarish hai k aaj temperature 52 (C G) hai..Isliye sab larkiyan apnay braziyer main baraf rakhien.warna "DHUD" kharab ho jayega.

Jab us haseena ko paseena aata hai USSEY dekh kar mujhe jeena aata hai, Geeli qamiz jab Chipakti hai paseene se ..UFF..! Kya ubhar k nazar uska seena aata hai.

HUSBAND:Please ajj kernay do WIFE: No HUSBAND:Jewellery lay dunga WIFE: No HUSBAND:Ghar Lay Dunga WIFE: No Beta Bola: Papa Mery Maarlo aur Cycle Dilado

Yeh msg 5 Seconds Main Phaat Jaye ga.. ………….00:05 ………….00:04 ………….00:03 ………….00:02 ………….00:01 Yeh msg hai … Tumhari gaandh nahi jo phaat jayegi..
HA HA HA

Chhor train loot k chalay gaye..
Beti to dad: I Have saved my ring by putting in my pussy.
Dad: yeh idea apni mom ko deti tu apna suitcase bhi baach jata!

Oumeedo ki shama dil main mat jalana,is duniya say alag duniya mat basana,aj mood main hoon to msg kar raha hoon ,Roz intizar main apni gaand mat jalana.

Zoo main bachey ne haathi ka land dekh kar poocha..mamma yeh kia hai?
Mamma: Kuch nahi hai.
pappa:Dekha beta tumhari mama k liye yeh bhi kuch nahi hai.

Ek admi suhag raat ko apni bewi se bola tumhare boobs to bahut badey hai par tumhare niple nahi hai biwi boli sale kutte tu mari gand chat raha hai

A pathan was Fucking his wife from back…. She was crying pathan said ziada Shoor mat karo hum ko paata hai kitna dard hotaa haiii :