Funny SMS

ACHA KURTA SIYA TUNE MERE NAAP KA ACHA KURTA SIYA TUNE MERE NAAP KA NAAP LIYA MERA SIYA MERE BAAP KA

College ki galyon main ajeeb khel hota hay… Class k bahanay dilon ka mail hota hay… Notes ke jagah love sale hota hay… Iss liye to PAPPU her sall fail hota hay

God has given Eyes: To look at U. Hands: To pray for U. Mind: To remember U. Heart : To love U. And And Legs: To kick u if u 4get me.

Majnu Ko Laila Ka Sms Nahi Aiya..Majnu Ne 3 Din Se Khana Nahi Khaya..Majnu Marne Wala Tha Laila Ke Pyar Mai..Aur Laila Bethi Thi SmS Free Hone Ke Intezar Mai..—

Allah Aap ko sub kuch de car ghar daulat izzat shohrat property khushian sukoon aur aur aur aur bas kar laalchi kuch reh gaya hai kia? itna lalach bhi acha nahin hota

zaya nahin jaye ga kabhi mera yeh khuloos,,
pehlay pehlay mujh ko hota tha mehsoos,,
aap ne to pher dia paani umeedon pe,,
nahin koi jahan main aap sa kanjoos

Ek msg roz, keep d frnds close, ek din me paanch, dosti pe na aye aanch. ek din me dus, mile dosti ka rus, ek din me bees, aap pehle ek to bhejo plz…

Ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha hi hi hi hi hi hi hi hi hi hi ho ho ho ho ho ho ho ho ho ho ho… Kuch nahi yaar bas aapki shakal yaad aa gayi!

Pyar ek bar ho to ushe bholapan kehte hein,

Agar wo do bar ho to ushe apnapan kehte hein,

Teen bar ho to ushe deewanapan kehte hein,

Aur agar bar bar ho ushe kaminapan kehte hein.

kisi ne dil badal liya kisi ne dhadkan badal li app kay pass badalne ko kuch na tha toh app nae masgid main ja kar chapal badal li