Funny SMS

Sardar ko invitation mila k aap ko party mein Laal tie pehan kar aana hai,
Sardar party mein pohncha to dekha,
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Logon nay pant shirt bhi pehni hui hai.

Meri Aankhon ko sapnay phir dikha gaya koi,
Bujhti Saanson mien mehak phir jaga gaya koi,
Kia yeh sach much pyar hai,
Ya phir say topi pehna gaya koi.

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sardar ki mangni hui jab us ko pata chala k uski mangetar ka kabhi kisi se afair nhi chala to sardar sb ne ye keh kr mangni torr di k jo aj tak kisi ki na ho saki wo meri kia ho gi.

Shayad barish hone se pehle aasman neela na ho,
Shayad aandhi ana se pehle mosam peela na ho,
Magar yeh to ho hi nahi sakta k tum so kar utho
or bister geela na ho.

Dil se aap ka khayal jata nahi,
Aap k siwa koi yaad aata nahi,
hasrat ha aap ko roz dekhne ki,
Per wo kambakht
"MADARI"
aap ko roz lata nahi.

KHUDA se cycle manga,car di
computer manga,laptop dia
hut manga,bangla dia
dost manga,tumhain dia
pata nahi KHUDA nain is baar itna zulm kuon kia…..?

!! U R GHONCHU !! G- Great .. H-Hot .. O-One in a million .. N-Naughty .. C-Cute .. H-Humble .. U-Unique …. Zyada mat khush ho… ho to ghonchu hi…!!!!!

ek KANJOOS ka ghar ko AAG( FIRE )lag gayee,
wo Appne ghar ko bacha na saka . sochoo kiyon ? ? ? "
WO SARRI RAAT FIRE BRIGADE WALOO KO MISS CALL DETA RAHA.

PATIENT:MUJHE BIMARI HAI.NA KHAON TO BHOOK LAGTI HAI.NA SOUON TO NEEND ATI HAI.OR ZADA KAM KAR KE THAK JATA HON.DOC:SARI RATT DHOOP ME BETHO THEEK HO JAYO GE