Funny SMS

PEPSI

COCOCOLA

MARINDA

SPRITE

7UP

PAKOLA

BUBBLE UP

FANTA

in sab k DHAKAN jama kr k paper wale ko dena sms krne ko kuch paise mil jaege.

Pappu: Dad, mein biwi nu sms kita ki main Raat nu aunga, ghar aaya te kisi hor de nal suti si.
Dad: Puttar galti mobile company di aa, jede time nal sms nahi bhejde

Arz kiA hy

Aankhon me noor hy chehre pe suroor hy,

Aankhon me noor hy chehre pe Suroor hy,

ApNi kisi Friend se bAt hi kArwA do
Meri ShAdi abi bht dur hy..

Teacher: btao saal mein kitne mosam atay hn?

Student:sir g,4 mosam.

Teacher:kon kon se?

Student:sir,
1:HANGAME,
2:TOR PHOR,
3:ELECTIONS,

aur

4:CHUTTIYAN.

Beggar: Saab 12Rs do na coffee peeni hai.
Man: Lekin coffee to 6Rs ki hai?
Beggar: Par saab girlfrend bhi to hai.
Man: Bhikari hokar bhi GF banali.
Beggar: Na saab,GF ne Bhikari bana diya

Valentine special: Dunyia wich reh k rangaa wich kho jao.. Kise nu apna bana lao ya kise da ho jao.. Je kuchh vi ni hunda taan….Chakko Rajaai te so jao.

teacher to sardar katil kise kehte hain
sardar i dont know
teacher agar tum apne bap ko katal kar do to tum kia kehlao ge
sardar yateem

Love is life. Life is wife.Wife is children.Children is problem.

Dil k zakham kise ko dikha na sako ge,

Dil mein jo he kise ko beta na sako ge,

Karo gey jawani mein jo Girlfriend pe kharchey,

Burhape tak Udhar chuka na sako gey.

DiL Cheer K Dek KiTna GoBar Hoga Mere Sanam Teri Kasam Kai KiLoo HoGaaa @Meri Aankhon ko sapnay phir dikha gaya koi,
Bujhti Saanson mien mehak phir jaga gaya koi,
Kia yeh sach much pyar hai,
Ya phir say topi pehna ga