Funny SMS

Ajj kal Nichey jaiker sms dekhna Aam Hogaya hau Is liye ap
ko Nichehy dekhne ki zaroart nahi ok
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Akhir pakistani People hoo na jiss Kaam ka mana karoo
wo zaroor kar

Subah jaldi uth k,

Naha K,

Saaf Kapde Pehen K,

Masjid Jao,

ALLAH K Agay Sajda Karke,

Aankhein Band Karke,

Sache Dil Se Pochna,

MOLA Jab Aap AQAAL Baant Rahe The Mein Kahan Tha.

Danton ko bachanay k 3 tareekay.

1..Rozana Brush karna
2..Choclate or sweets kam khana
3..
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mujse kabhi panga na lena… So keep sending sms and smile wid all 32 teeth..!!

1 bhoot dusre bhoot se-Yar bade arsay ki baat hai ADAMI marne k bad BHOOT ban jata hai, lekin yeh AURAT marne k bad b CHUREL ki CHUREL hi rahti hai

Dozakh Mai Shetano Ne Ehtajaj Ker Rakha Hai K
Humare Us Sathi Ko B Giraftar Kiya Jaye
Jo Zameen Per Azad Ghum Raha Hai
Or Is Waqt Naik Logon K Sms Parh Raha Hai..

Ek Aurat Ne Darogha-E-Jannat Se Kaha:
Mera Nikah Merey Dunyavi Shoher Se Kerwa Dain
Farishta:
Nikah Tou Kerwa Dengay
Pehley Koi Maulvi Tou Jannat Mein Aye

Sardar On Cycle
Hit Lady Accidently
Lady Says:
Break Nahi Mar Sakta Tha Kya?

Sardar:
Poori Cycle To Mar Di..
Abhi Break Kya Alag Se Maru?

Mat Mila Ai Khuda Aise Logon Se
Yeh Hame Barbaad Karte Hai
Hum To Sms Ki Bouchaar Karte Hai
Aur Yeh 1 Rupya Bachane Ki baat Karte Hai…

Aap ka gadha aap se rooth gaya……..

Ja ke nadi main kood
gaya…………

Doobte hue bola ab aur dukh nahi

sahenge…….

Aik ghar main do
do
nahi rahenge

Pathan Being Interviewed
At US Embassy,

CONSUL: Your Name Please?
Pathan: Sher Khan

CONSUL: Sex?.

Pathan : Six Times A Week.

CONSUL: I Mean, Male Or Female?

Pathan: Both Male & Female