Funny SMS

6 : What's the diff between Dava &d Daru? Dava is like girlfriend, that comes with expiry date and Daru is like wife, Jitni purani hogi utna sir chad ke bolegi.

1st Sardar:-
Dass han bhala dunya da mushkil tareen kam ki aey???

2nd Sardar:-
Dunya da sab toon mushkil kum hy Helmat paa k Chummi layna.

itney kmzor ho giey teri judai maien
arz kia hey
itney kmzor ho giey teri judai maien.
keh ak
mchar hee uthaa ley gia charpaiy say

dil ke dewar pay naam lika tara asman ke hawa may naam likaha tara to hi thi kambakat warna pani may bhi tara naam likdata

muhabbat pehli bar ho to "bhika pan"
doosri bar ho to"apna pan"
teesri bar ho to "deewana pan"
or agr bar bar ho to"BANDA BAN":-)

Valentine special: Dunyia wich reh k rangaa wich kho jao.. Kise nu apna bana lao ya kise da ho jao.. Je kuchh vi ni hunda taan….Chakko Rajaai te so jao.

Ho mera kam in fakiron ko sms kerna,

In kanjoson gharebon ka inbox bharna,

Mere ALLAH ab inhe bi aa jaye sharam,

Ye sms parhte hee in ka msg aa jaye

ollege wali:-
MASALAY DAR

office wali:-
NARUM NARUM

muhalay wali:-
GARAM GARAM

mai to roti ki baat ker rahi hun ap kia samjhe…

Quaid-e-Azam ka farman ha,
Ashwariya meri jaan ha,
Aj kal wo abhishek pe Qurban ha,
Kuch karo yaro akhir wo baba-e-Pakistan hain

Hum ko hume se chura lo,,dil me kahein tum chupa lo,,pass ao galy se laga lo,,
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Pehly
SAFEGUARD sy naha lo..