Funny SMS

duniya main nahin hum dilon main rehte hain
hum se milne ko log apna naseeb kehte hain
jin se bhi ki hum ne dosti
duniya wale us ko khusnaseeb kehte hain

what happend 2 ur mobile? i was trying 2 call u but i got this msg: welcome 2 D jungle network,D monkey u r tring 2 call is on tree plz try later.

kamine kute zalel

Lohiaa lalan vach , Ten dabaa vach , Sokiaa rothiee vach ,
Copy catbiaa de radhiee vach , Selvar patall da barthan vach ,
FER BALNACE PUVAA TAA SMS BAGEE ..

Hum ne bhi kisise pyar kia tha thora nahi
beshumar kia tha:
Hamari tuo duniya hi ujarr gayi jab se usne kaha:
Arey pagal maine tu mazak kia tha!

Na Ye Chand Hoga Na Taaray Rahenge,
Kia Hum Hamesha Kunwary Rahenge.
Is Dunaya Mein Kitno k Nikah Ho Gaye,
Kia Naseb mein Apne Sirf Nikah K Chowaray Rahenge.

A lady to another lady: Jab tera divorce hua tha tab to ek hi baccha tha aur ab 3 kaise?
She says: Woh kabhi kabhi maafi mangne aa jate the…

wo kon sa waqt hota hai,jab bhai bhai ka nahi
beta bap ka nahi,man beti ki nahi,beta man ka nahi hota,
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answer:
jab shadi main awaz ati hai
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ROTI KHUL GAI J..
HAHAAHAHAHAHAHA

I LOVE U
YES I LOVE U
SACH MAI,

I LOVE U
PLZ BELIEVE ME KYUN K DOCTOR KEHTA HAI K PAGLON KA ILAAJ PYAAR SE HOTA HAI….!

: Judge: U r crossing the limits. Lawyer: Kaun Saala aisa kehta hai? Judge: How dare you call me saala? Lawyer: My Lod, I said kaun 'Sa Law' kehta hai