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10 log 1 pathan ko mar rahy thy aur wo hans raha t
March 8th, 2008 
10 log 1 pathan ko mar rahy thy aur wo hans raha tha. kisi ny hansny ki waja puchi to kaha:
mera naam Gul khan hy aur yr log mujy Gulap khan samajh kar mar rahy hain
Roothay huay ko manana koi aap say sikhay,
Roothay huay ko manana koi aap say sikhay,
Rotay huay ko hasana koi aap say sikhay,
Dost banana to sab jantay hein lekin,
Doston ko Topi pehnana koi aap say sikhay.
Sardar ko invitation mila k aap ko party mein Lal
Sardar ko invitation mila k aap ko party mein Lal tie pehan kar aana hai,
Sardar party mein pohncha to dekha,
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Logon nay pant shirt bhi pehni hui hai.
tu jo badla to badal gaey hum b.
pyar krty thay koi bandgi to nahi.
waqt to kut hi jaiy ga her surat.
tu koi shart-e-zindagi to nahi.
Sardar preshan tha k her joke mai wo kyun shamil h
Sardar preshan tha k her joke mai wo kyun shamil hota hai.
us ne apni biwi se puocha begam koi aisa joke sunao jis mai i m not involvd.
biwi: i m pregnant.
Height of bad luck!
Height of bad luck!
I want to kiss a cute n smart person in the world
but
My lips cant
touch my cheeks…..
us ki shadi na hony ka sabab us ka abba tha.aisa a
us ki shadi na hony ka sabab us ka abba tha.aisa abba us nay pata nahi kahan say labha tha.
hey i saw u in TV… how smart u r … how sweet u
hey i saw u in TV… how smart u r … how sweet u r … how lovely u r … but i dont know y u r comilg only in animal planet chanel…
Hi here's a cup of coffee just for you.I have
Hi here's a cup of coffee just for you.I have added 1 huge hug 2 big kisses 3 servings of love Hope that stirs your heart today