Funny SMS

Phulon se khoobsurat koi nahi.
Sagar se gahara koi nahi.
Aab aapki kya tarif karu…
Dost me aap jaisa…
Nalayak koi nahi!

He took me from a bar. He took me in his car. He took my top off. He puts his lips on mine, but don't worry: I'm a bottle of wine!

ek sardar apni unpad bivi ko europe le k jata hai bus stop pe ek engrez ek sikka uta ke us se pochta hai "thats ur" bivi "na ji " "r u sure" "na ji im only bivi shohar gaya market"

1 pape ap k leye 1 pape ap k dost k leye 1 pape ap k dost k dost k leye 1 pape os k dost k leye janti ho k kio itna sara pape? kio k mere donye n bohut sare papyo ko janam deya hai

duniya main nahin hum dilon main rehte hain
hum se milne ko log apna naseeb kehte hain
jin se bhi ki hum ne dosti
duniya wale us ko khusnaseeb kehte hain

Maine kaha Dil Ruba
Usne kaha balance bhaij
Maine kaha Paise Nahi
Usne kaha Kaise nahi
Maine kaha Mehangai Hai
Usne kaha Ja aaj se tu mera
bhai ha…

Kuri:aisa khat likh sajna ve,meri umer beet jaye parhdy parhdy,,
Munda:%#%@&(45@#^8#)>"|+<:"~@347%32&8$#@!":
Le hun parhdi reh

Kuri:aisa khat likh sajna ve,meri umer beet jaye parhdy parhdy,,
Munda:%#%@&(45@#^8#)>"|+<:"~@347%32&8$#@!":
Le hun parhdi reh

Girl's father: mein ne chahta k meri beti tamam umar aik bewaqoof k sath rahy.
Boy:isliye to me isy yahan se leny aya hun

h ell o