Funny SMS

A couple wanted to celeberate their son's"KHATNA" ceremony and they eant to invite other people but they dnt know english word to write on the card, so they wrote"THE CUTTING CEREMONY OF FUCKING INSTRUMENT"

(Mera lafz lafz dua dua,meray aansowon sy dhula howa,tuje zindgi hi woh *-saher-*milay,tujhay aaino ka sfar milay,tuje dard-o-gm na kabi choo sakay,yeh dua hai koi gila nhi,tujhay zindgi main woh skon mile,jo mujha kabi mila nahin.(S)

Faqir: Allah kay naam pe de do baba.
Maaf karo baba
Faqir: Beta kuch to dedo
Achcha baba jo yeh sms parh raha hai usay lay lo,
Faqir: Bheek mangi thi Bhikari nahi.

3 fastest ways of communication are
1. Tele-phone
2. Tele-vision
and
3. Tell-a-woman

aik naya dulha apni dulhan ko Europe le k gaya aur usse takeed ki kissi se baat nahi karna kiyon ke tume English nahi aati,bus stop pe ek engreez ko sikka milta hai aur us se pochta hai "thats ur ?" bivi" na ji"

Every indian women is
"rani laxmi bai"
B 4 marriage 'rani'
A few yrs after marriage 'laxmi'
& after kids r born she is just 'bai'

Ye exam ke rishte bhi ajib hote hai,
sab apne apne naseeb hote hai,
rahte hai nigahon se dur,
sale wahi question paper me compulsory hote hai

agar aik ship main

Nawaz Shareef
Pervaiz Musharraf
Altaf Hussain
Fazlu rehamn
Pervaiz Elahi
Asif Zardari

ye sab bethay hon aur ship doob jaey tou aap k khiyaal main kone bach jaey ga?
……………….PAKISTAN

Fill in the blank with yes or NO only.
_______I M NOT A Male.
Koi jaldi nahin hai, aaram se soch kar bata dena

ANDHE KAY HATH MAY TORCH .
BEHRAY KAY HATH MAY RADIO..
GUNGAY KAY HATH MAY MIC..
OR………. APP KAY HATH MAY
(MOBILE)…….
KIA ZAMANA AAGAYA HAY…….