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To stay happy is a gift of God and to make others happy is a great virtue. So if you are in a mood to laugh and make others laugh on your jokes and Funny SMS than hurry up and chose your Funny SMS from our collected works and enjoy by sending hilarious messages to your friends and family. Browse the Funny SMS jokes, Funny SMS quotes, Funny SMS messages and much new Funny SMS stuff.

March 13th, 2008     Funny SMS

Be hiss han yahan log,
Bhala soch kkrna.
Is dormein logonse,
Wafasoch k krna.
Ek barjo roothay to mana tum na sako gey,
Hum jesywafadaron ko,
Khafa soch k krna,
Gul shakh se bicharay to,
Kahin kanahi rehta,
Tum zaat meri khu

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Ay dunia walo listan me

March 13th, 2008     Funny SMS

Ay dunia walo listan me
Dunia main 2 terha ki dolat hoti hai.
Aik husn ki aur dosri rupees
So jis k pass ye dono dolatain hain
Wo is matlabi dunia main kamiab hai.
Kyunk ye husn walay pehlay diloon ko lot tay hain
Aur phir terpata chor<

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Harf harf parhnay say agahi nahi milti,

March 13th, 2008     Funny SMS

Harf harf parhnay say agahi nahi milti,
Chand naam rakhnay say roshni nahi milti.
Admi say insaan tak aao gay to samjho gay,
Kion charagh k nichay roshni nahin milti.

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AAJ ROTHA HOWA IK DOST BOHAT

March 13th, 2008     Funny SMS

AAJ ROTHA HOWA IK DOST BOHAT
YAAD AYEA,
ACHA GHUZRA HOWA KUCH WAQAT BOHAT YAAD AYEA,

JO MARAY DARD KO SEENAY MAIN CHUPA LETA THA,

AAJ JAB DARD HOWA TO BOHAT
YAAD AYEA.
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Phulon se khoobsurat koi nahi.

March 13th, 2008     Funny SMS

Phulon se khoobsurat koi nahi.
Sagar se gahara koi nahi.
Aab aapki kya tarif karu…
Dost me aap jaisa…
Nalayak koi nahi!

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AJJ SATURDAY HAI

March 13th, 2008     Funny SMS

AJJ SATURDAY HAI
YEH SMS 5 FRIENDS KO SEND
karain… INSHALLAH…
KAL SUNDAY HOGA!
IS KO IGNORE MAT KARNA
WARNA….
PARSON MONDAY HOGA???????

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Famous Pakistani Actress MEERA is openig a college

March 13th, 2008     Funny SMS

Famous Pakistani Actress MEERA is openig a college….

The of College Is:-

Women College for Boys

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21 December ko Guzra hua 1 Saccha

March 13th, 2008     Funny SMS

21 December ko Guzra hua 1 Saccha
Waqia…

7 Saal ki bacchi ko Us K Baap Or Bhai Ne Pakar K Buri Tarah Se
Zabardasti

School Bhej Diya….
hahaha

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Cigrate 1 Lanat hai!

March 13th, 2008     Funny SMS

Cigrate 1 Lanat hai!

Jo hamare no-Jawano ko tabah kr rahi hey

Aao mil k is lanat ko khatam kare

2 Packet tum khatam karo

2Packet hum khatam karein…

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Put

March 13th, 2008     Funny SMS

Put
your
Hand
On
My
Hand!

Hold
My
Back
With
Your
Other
Hand

Put
Your
Lips
On
My
Lips

And
Taste
How
Hot
I
Am

Bas!
Bas!
Bas!
Zayada
Free
Mat
Hona

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