Funny SMS
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March 15th, 2008 
Pakistani boy: mere 3 bhai or 3 behnehai,
tum kitn ho?
Amrican: mare bhai bahan nahi he pr meri
pehli mummy se 4 papa or pehle papa se 5
mummys hin…..
na jany wo hum sy kia chupati te,
kuch ta us k honton pr magar,
wo jany kio sharmati te,
jub hum ne us ka mou khulwaya to,
pata chala sali naswar khati te.
aamoo ki khusabu
barish ki bahar
garmi ka mosam aney ko tayar,
thori c masti
thora sa pyar
load shading k liye raho tiyar,
HAPPY SUMMER
SEASION YAAR!
pyar agr 1 se ho to ! bholapan !
2 se ho to ! deewanapan !
3 ho to ! mastanapan !
4 se ho to ! pagalpan !
har kisi se ho to ! kameenepan !
yahi to he APNAPAN
girl: nahe aj nahe dalwaongi
boy: Q?
girl: tum to daal k so gay main sari raat malti rahe,
pani b niklta raha
mujhay lagta he ye
EYE DROPS sahi nahi he.
21 january ko guzra hua 1 sacha waqiya
7 saal ke maasoom bachi ko us k baap
or bhai ne pakr kr buri tarha se usko zabardasti
school bej dea.
boy: i can kiss u without even touching u!
boy: i can kiss u without even touching u!
girl: u cant't
boy: lagi 20-20 Rs ke
girl: ok
boy kisses tightly.
girl: u touched me
boy: ye lo 20 rupe.
MERI OR SHAHRUKH KHAN KI EK HI AADAT SAME HAI NA W
MERI OR SHAHRUKH KHAN KI EK HI AADAT SAME HAI NA WOH MUJHE SMS KARTA HAI NA MAIN USE SMS KARTA HOON………………………..
Girl's father: mein ne chahta k meri beti tam
Girl's father: mein ne chahta k meri beti tamam umar aik bewaqoof k sath rahy.
Boy:isliye to me isy yahan se leny aya hun
Hasraton ki nigaho pe sakht pehra hai,Na jane kis
Hasraton ki nigaho pe sakht pehra hai,Na jane kis umeed pe ye dil thehra hai,Teri chahton ki kasam ae dost,Apni dosti ka rishta pyar se bahot zada gehra hai?..