Funny SMS
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vo bohot khush howa mera ghar jalane k bad,dekho k
March 17th, 2008 
vo bohot khush howa mera ghar jalane k bad,dekho kitna zalim ho gaya hai bichar janay k bad.jab chaho katal kar dena magar itna khayal rakhna,kon barh k chahe ga tujhe iss diwane k bad.ab himmat kar hosla na haar aay dil,zalim tarpte hain dil main utar aa
Shaadi k pehle ladka: Darling!! tum nahi to mai na
Shaadi k pehle ladka: Darling!! tum nahi to mai nahi… Aur mai nahi to tum nahi…
Shaadi k bad ladka: Aj ya tan tu nahi ya mai nahi!
Doctor to Lady: U r looking so weak and exhausted
Doctor to Lady: U r looking so weak and exhausted ! Are U properly taking 3 meals a day as I had advised ?
Lady: Oh my God ! I heard 3 Males per day ! 😛
2 Pathanoon ko 2 Boomb mily
2 Pathanoon ko 2 Boomb mily
1st Pathan=Chal Police ko dy aty hain.
2nd Pathan=agar koi bomb rasty main phat gia too…?
1st Pathan=Jhoot bool dain gain k 1 he mila tha…
aamoo ki khusabu
aamoo ki khusabu
barish ki bahar
garmi ka mosam aney ko tayar,
thori c masti
thora sa pyar
load shading k liye raho tiyar,
HAPPY SUMMER
SEASION YAAR!
aamoo ki khusabu
aamoo ki khusabu
barish ki bahar
garmi ka mosam aney ko tayar,
thori c masti
thora sa pyar
load shading k liye raho tiyar,
HAPPY SUMMER
SEASION YAAR!
MERI OR SHAHRUKH KHAN KI EK HI AADAT SAME HAI NA W
MERI OR SHAHRUKH KHAN KI EK HI AADAT SAME HAI NA WOH MUJHE SMS KARTA HAI NA MAIN USE SMS KARTA HOON………………………..
husband and wife ma fight ho gaye,
husband and wife ma fight ho gaye,
husband ghar se chala gaya.
Raat ko phone karta hai: khane ma kia hai?
Wife: ZEHER
HUSBAND: tum kha lana ma dair se aaonga…