Funny SMS

Teri pyaari surat pe dil haru,
Teri har jarorat pe jaan varun,
Jab bhi sochon teri harkatoon ke bare mein,
Dil kare tere kaan ke neeche do marun…

Mere marney key baad mere doston
Yu aansu na bahanaa
Agar meri yaad aaye to
Seedhey upar chale aa

Mere marney key baad mere doston
Yu aansu na bahanaa
Agar meri yaad aaye to
Seedhey upar chale aa

Sine me dil,
dil me dard,
dard me yaqin,
yaqin me khyal,
khyal me khwab,
khwab me tasveer,
tasveer me sirf aap,
itna DARAWNA KHWAB…
baap re baap…

Hi yaar

jane anjaane agar mene kabhi tumhara dil dukhaya,kabhi tang kiya ho,
ya or kuch bhi kiya ho…

tumse jo ho sake kar lena…jo ukhadna hai ukhad lenaa….

ME NAHI SUDHRNE WALA..

Dr. to old man
baba ji aap ki neechay ki donon
golian nikalni paraninge"

Old man: Nilal do beta, jab bandook hi nahi rahi tu goliyon kis kaam ki"

Do U know glass totay to kia
awazz ati hai?

Dhuz?
No

Dhooz?
No

Thish??

Nahe bhae

Ami ki awaz ati hai
"lakh di lanat, fer ki pann ditta?

Dr. Aap pagal kysy howe
Pagal: Khuch waqt pehly main ny aik bewa say shadi ki
aur us ki jawan beti ny mere baap say shadi ki
yun woh meri maa ban gye
un ke gher beti howe jo rishty main meri behan howe
kiyon k main us ke baap ka beta tha

why does Allah created gap betweenthumb and 1st finger on ur feet?

ta k tusi qainchi chapal pa sko:-)

Karo gay yaad guzray zamanay ko,

Tarso gay hamaray sath ek pal bitanay ko.

Phir awaz do gay hamein wapas bulanay ko,

Aur ham kahen gay darwaza naheen hay,
Qabar say bahar aanay ko.