Funny SMS

Mr, Elahi had Tree sons
named Rehmat-e-Elahi,
Barkat-e-Elahi,
Mehboob-e-Elahi,
When his $trh son was boen his wife decided 2 name him Bas-kar-de-Elahi.

Sms di udeek la rakhi he,
Nazar mobile te tika rakhi he,
Par sms aavyga kittho,
Yaari Kanjusan naal jo la rakhi he

Gali gali ma charcha tere ha,
School ma jaon parcha tera ho,
Khuda kare apni dosti ka yah aaalam ho,
K shoping ma karon or kharcha tera ho 😉

Bath room songs:

Loose motion:
Ruk ruk ruk arey baba ruk.

Qabaz:
1 bar aja aja aja aja aja aja.

Gas trouble:
Hawa hawa aey hawa khushboo luta de.

AAJ ROTHA HOWA IK DOST BOHAT
YAAD AYEA,
ACHA GHUZRA HOWA KUCH WAQAT BOHAT YAAD AYEA,

JO MARAY DARD KO SEENAY MAIN CHUPA LETA THA,

AAJ JAB DARD HOWA TO BOHAT
YAAD AYEA.
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Kon kehta hai dost ki tumse humari judaai hogi
yeh afwaah zaroor kissi dushman ne uraayi hogi
shaan se rahenge tumahre dil mein hum
itne dino mein kuch to jagah banayi hogi
shahaid………

Child : – Mohit uncle mujhe na Bandar dekhna hai
Mohit : – Beta vo abhi SMS padh raha hai.

Lamha Lamha waqt guzer hi jaay ga.
chand Lamhoon main imtihan a jaay ga.
Abhi b waqt hai do line perh lo.
warna pass kia munna bhai karaway ga.
shahid…..

Tu chander mukhi.
main sooraj mukhi.
Tu mujh say dukhi.
main tuj say dukhi.
kothay say cchalan laga day.
phir tu b sukhi.
aur main b sukhi.
shahid.

Hun me shreef ho gaya ha,
ikk sohni kudi de kareeb ho gaya ha,
ohde kol mere dil di chaabi aa,
oh meri aankhri girl friend te tuhaadi 45 V bhabi ha.