Funny SMS

hi

Devil school attendance:
Yajooj Majooj
Yes Sir!
Zakuta
Yes Sir!
Dracula
Yes Sir!
Bilbatori..
Bilbatori..
Bilbatori..
Message parhna choro pehlay present bolo.

Har Khushi hansi mangy apse,,
Har phool Khusbu mangey apse,,
Itni Roshni ho apki zindage me k,,
Khud "WAPDA" waly connection mangein apse,,!

Wife:India jana to Saarian Bhejana,
Dubai jana to Jewelary,,
France Jana to Perfume
Husband ne Ghusy se kaha aur agar Dozakh mein joan to kiya bhejon??
Wife:Apni Video

Gham ME B MAZA ATA HE,,
Gharibon k ghar bhi khuda aata hai,,
hum to aap ko roz sms karty hain,,
Ek ap ka sms jo worldcup ki tarah har 4saal baad aata hai

hi ali how you what are doing this time i am in the gujar khan and sitting in the internet club would you come tommorrow to my home i will stay in my house

Gali gali ma charcha tere ha,
School ma jaon parcha tera ho,
Khuda kare apni dosti ka yah aaalam ho,
K shoping ma karon or kharcha tera ho 😉

Sine me dil,
dil me dard,
dard me yaqin,
yaqin me khyal,
khyal me khwab,
khwab me tasveer,
tasveer me sirf aap,
itna DARAWNA KHWAB…
baap re baap…

Jub aup hansty hai to lagta hai ke insan kabhi bunder tha Are aup to naraz hi ho gahe Jub aap naraz hote hai to lagta hai k insan aaj b bunder hai.

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Sun nahi rahe aik side per ho jao mera SMS Aa rha hai.