Funny SMS

Do a magic trick
1 glass thanda pani apne sath baithy hoye bandy
kae sar par dalain,
ye thanda pani usko garam kar dega…
TRY IT! AT YOUR OWN RISK…

5 great people:
5 great people: 1.Quaid, woh to ab rahe nahi 2.Wasim Akram, woh kisi kaam ka nahi, 3.Aishwarya Rai, apni pohanch say bahir. Baqi rahe aap aur hum So keep in Touch
shahid…..

Har Khushi hansi mangy apse,,
Har phool Khusbu mangey apse,,
Itni Roshni ho apki zindage me k,,
Khud "WAPDA" waly connection mangein apse,,!

teacher told all students in a class to write an essay on a cricket match. all were busy except one sardar ji. he wrotes "due to rain no match"

Clouds r white but the sky is blue,monkey like u should b kept in the zoo, dont get angry ull find me there too,not in the cage but laughing at u. ha! ha! ha.
shahid……..

Hi i am dying to c u, i want to talk to u seriously, but I cant get 2 u, dis stupid gatekeeper is asking me 4 a ticket to enter the zoo!

shahid…..

Maa apnay Betay ko aasman say zameen per laati hay or Wife ussi Betay
ko zameen say zair-e-zameen pohancha daite hay.

shahid….

TERE INBOX MAIN MERE SMS KO PENAH MIL JAYE AGAR TU REPLY NA KERAY TERA
CELL PHONE FANA HO JAYE.

shahid….

You r my sweet SONA
I don't want u KHONA
I want a place in your heart's KONA
Otherwise i will start RONA
Atleast Good Morning to kar LONA
shahid….

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preshan na hon, chaudry shujat press confrence kar raha hai….