Funny SMS

close ur eyes n think abt urself
ur face
ur style
ur nature
ur smile
ur looks
now open ur eyes

muft ma HORROR film dikhi na?
chalo thanks bolo*

shaadi karne k bad aur mobile lene k bad
ek hi baat ka afsos hota hai
Thodi der ruk jaata to accha model mil jaata
shahid…..

oye oye!mil gya!
shava shava mil gya!
oye ballay ballay mil gya!
o aho aho mil gya!
oye chak de phattay mil gya!
mera sms parhne k liye ek aur pagal mil gya!

shahid…..

kuch duble patle mere sarkar nazar ate hain
vitamin A or D ke kame k asar nazar ate hain

shahid……

5 great people:
5 great people: 1.Quaid, woh to ab rahe nahi 2.Wasim Akram, woh kisi kaam ka nahi, 3.Aishwarya Rai, apni pohanch say bahir. Baqi rahe aap aur hum So keep in Touch
shahid…..

Dosti Kro College wali se
Dosti kro college wali se, Ishq larao office wali se, Flirt kro pros wali se, Pyar kro dilwali se, ankh larao sali se, aur maar khao ger wali se.

8 semesters are there

80GB syllabus

80MB we study

80KB we remember

80 Bytes we answer

BINARY marks we get,

The Degree finally we get is BE

That is Brain Empty (B.E)

5 great people:
5 great people: 1.Quaid, woh to ab rahe nahi 2.Wasim Akram, woh kisi kaam ka nahi, 3.Aishwarya Rai, apni pohanch say bahir. Baqi rahe aap aur hum So keep in Touch
shahid…..

A Sardar went 2 hotel, ordered chiken,
Waiter comes with the order,Surdar:Murgi di taang kithe hai?
Waiter:Woh langra tha. Surdar:Dil?Waiter:Dil murgi le gayee.
Surdar: Dimaag? Waiter: Murga SARDAR tha!!!

Sardar was climbing up the tree
monkey: Darakht pe kyon aye ho
sardar: apple khanay
monkey: Par yeh to aam ka darakht hai
sardar: Tu apple sath laya hoon